Welcome to the brilliant internet website of genius psychologist Dr D.R. Hector Proctor…
Founder of Proctology & Pedantics!
Discoverer of the world famous ‘Proctor Syndrome’!
Inventor of the always possibly 100% successful ‘Dr Proctor’s 12 Steps on the Road to Recovery!’
SUBCONSCIOUS MIND SEVERED FROM YOUR CONSCIOUS MIND???
WHY, YOU NEED ‘DR PROCTOR’S 12 STEPS ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY!’*
Should you be lucky enough to be chosen for treatment, the world famous Dr Proctor will completely dismantle your psyche, scrub it clean with rigorous psychoanalysis, rebuild it as he sees fit, and you will once again be fit for society. Now, that sounds nice, yes?
Patients are a Virtue! Saving the Minds of the Mentally Infirm! The Calm after the Brainstorm!
*Risk of existential side effects. Does not cure tiredness or backache.
STILL ILL, NO BILL!!!
Alternatively, you can see me conduct my revolutionary work into Proctor Syndrome on a live subject – Jude – at my brilliant seminar, in collaboration with A Bunch of Actors…
Friday 16th, Saturday 17th & Sunday 18th May at 3pm, and again on Tuesday 27th & Wednesday 28th May at 7pm at the Upstairs at the Three and Ten venue in Kemp Town, as part of the Brighton Fringe.
Visit www.abunchofactors.co.uk for more information.
I do so hope you can make it. You wouldn’t want to disappoint me, would you?
Of course not!
Yours, Dr D. R. Hector Proctor, M.D., PhD, Mpath, M.B.B.S, M.B.Ch.B, B.M, M.B.B.Ch.